The last time either of us visited Canada’s Wonderful, we were like sixteen or something. Those were the days when we could stand happily in obscenely long line-ups and pay eight dollars for slices of pizza. Lots has changed since then. Since then, we’ve grown old and impatient and cheap health conscious. Also, as it turns out, we can only ride on about 6 roller coasters in a row before feeling inebriated and ready to curl up in bed.