Oh Jello. You’re so giggly and playful and colourful and that’s why kids love you. You’re like the food equivalent to Disney; on the surface you look innocent enough, but deep down inside you’re just out to rot our teeth and brains.

I never could understand why people ate the stuff, or why any good hospital would serve it to their patients. That stuff will kill you. It’s pure sugar substitutes and chemicals. You’ll find absolutely nothing redeeming in your standard Jello package.

The crazy thing is, healthy Jello is so ridiculously easy to make. All you have to do is buy your favourite 100% real fruit juice (any kind), add a little quality gelatin to the mix (you can even buy Kosher gelatin from grass-fed livestock if you’re a hardcore health freak), stick in the fridge, and voila! Healthy Jello. Don’t accept anything less; especially from a hospital.